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steinbecks:

  • don’t like me
  • liked me at one point, but don’t like me anymore
  • hate what i post
  • hate what i have to say about xyz topic
  • find me annoying
  • don’t have anything in common with me anymore, and are bored by the things i post
  • feel obligated by whatever personal reason you may have to keep following me, even if literally any of those above things apply

this applies to mutuals as well. your dash should be your happy place, so no hard feelings and i wish you the best in life

can-you-not-my-wayward-shit
ademigodgirl:

the-matsuoka-life:

hammerspaced:

operativesurprise:

bigbootsandscaryeyes:

sammiwolfe:

fleshcircus:

thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes

WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT THAT IF YOU GOT IT IN YOUR EYES IT WOULDN’T BURN (no crying)
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT IT’S SAYING NO RIPPING?
*FLIPS TABLES* THIS IS WHY THE ENGLISH WRITTEN LANGUAGE IS CONFUSING AS FUCK I AM SO SORRY NON-NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS.

Why doesn’t it say fucking anti tangle?!

I JUST MADE BOTH MY PARENTS READ THIS I AM SO ANGRY
THEY ARE ANGRY
WE JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT ABOUT ‘TIER’ ‘TEAR’ AND ‘TEAR’
THEY THOUGHT IT MEANT NO CRYING TOO
I AM SO ANGRY

I think most kids/parents in America at the time thought it meant no tears(crying) and ESPECIALLY because it said “No tears!”, referencing crying, in the godsdamned commercial!!

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDFING I PUT THIS SHIT IN MY EYES TOO

BABIES DONT HAVE ANY FUCKING HAIR TO RIP

ademigodgirl:

the-matsuoka-life:

hammerspaced:

operativesurprise:

bigbootsandscaryeyes:

sammiwolfe:

fleshcircus:

thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes

WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT THAT IF YOU GOT IT IN YOUR EYES IT WOULDN’T BURN (no crying)

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT IT’S SAYING NO RIPPING?

*FLIPS TABLES* THIS IS WHY THE ENGLISH WRITTEN LANGUAGE IS CONFUSING AS FUCK I AM SO SORRY NON-NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS.

Why doesn’t it say fucking anti tangle?!

I JUST MADE BOTH MY PARENTS READ THIS I AM SO ANGRY

THEY ARE ANGRY

WE JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT ABOUT ‘TIER’ ‘TEAR’ AND ‘TEAR’

THEY THOUGHT IT MEANT NO CRYING TOO

I AM SO ANGRY

I think most kids/parents in America at the time thought it meant no tears(crying) and ESPECIALLY because it said “No tears!”, referencing crying, in the godsdamned commercial!!

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDFING I PUT THIS SHIT IN MY EYES TOO

BABIES DONT HAVE ANY FUCKING HAIR TO RIP

stardust-prodigy

cassandrajp:

tarynel:

lastnightsmusings:

"i am not at all physically attracted to you"

is an absolutely valid reason to not want to date someone.

People had the nerve to call me shallow for this.

By the way, it’s also totally cool to turn someone down without explaining your reasons. You are not interested, no will suffice. Do not feel pressured to explain your decisions to someone else. 

can-you-not-my-wayward-shit
danf1sh:

disneydaydreamerr:

cerulean-tmp:

nonespark:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

wintercoffin:

brotoro:

cherryblossomsparkle:

did-you-kno:

Source

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY CORRECT ACTUALLY
THIS MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY 

he was 100% against preaching to unwilling people, too, and all for bringing religion into the lives of those who wanted it. he would often say that those who pray loudly in front of others were the worst kind of believers

what a cool dude

it makes me sad when people mischaracterize jesus like he was literally the nicest dude ever like he could be anyones bff if he tried because he was so rad like i hate christians who make him seem rude like lol no stopv

YES YES YES.
this is because the pharisees would go out into public, get on their knees, and pray where everyone could see them.
because they wanted everyone to see how good they were and how pious, because they were sort of religious authority.
but jesus came and told people to do the opposite, because he wanted them to be humble.
because God wants you to be devoted to a relationship with Him, not to be devoted to making sure others think highly of you.
jesus also encouraged people to do good deeds quietly, or even anonymously.
because he wanted you to do good deeds for the sake of others, not for how good it’ll make you feel or for others to praise you.
jesus was the absolute coolest and i fucking hate it when anyone points fingers at a certain group of people and says “GOD HATES-” NO HE DOESN’T.
THAT WAS HIS WHOLE THING. HE LITERALLY LOVED EVERYONE. ????

This is the type of Christianity and Christians that I like.

THIS. THIS IS IT. EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS POST IS AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF MY BELIEFS.

I

danf1sh:

disneydaydreamerr:

cerulean-tmp:

nonespark:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

wintercoffin:

brotoro:

cherryblossomsparkle:

did-you-kno:

Source

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY CORRECT ACTUALLY

THIS MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY 

he was 100% against preaching to unwilling people, too, and all for bringing religion into the lives of those who wanted it. he would often say that those who pray loudly in front of others were the worst kind of believers

what a cool dude

it makes me sad when people mischaracterize jesus like he was literally the nicest dude ever like he could be anyones bff if he tried because he was so rad like 
i hate christians who make him seem rude like lol no stopv

YES YES YES.

this is because the pharisees would go out into public, get on their knees, and pray where everyone could see them.

because they wanted everyone to see how good they were and how pious, because they were sort of religious authority.

but jesus came and told people to do the opposite, because he wanted them to be humble.

because God wants you to be devoted to a relationship with Him, not to be devoted to making sure others think highly of you.

jesus also encouraged people to do good deeds quietly, or even anonymously.

because he wanted you to do good deeds for the sake of others, not for how good it’ll make you feel or for others to praise you.

jesus was the absolute coolest and i fucking hate it when anyone points fingers at a certain group of people and says “GOD HATES-” NO HE DOESN’T.

THAT WAS HIS WHOLE THING. HE LITERALLY LOVED EVERYONE. ????

This is the type of Christianity and Christians that I like.

THIS. THIS IS IT. EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS POST IS AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF MY BELIEFS.

I

magicisacrutch

LIST OF AUs

notallergymeds:

I’ve updated it since last time.

Made for my own reference for my webcomic, mostly, but..thought some of you might find it useful also. Please let me know if you find the list useful! :D

If you’ve needing inspiration or whatever, find one of those online dice-simulators and roll.
You can roll again for the second category if you want, to add to the au.


Addicts / rehab center
Alpha-beta-omegaverse
Alternate history*
Ancient Egypt
Ancient mediterraneans (such as Greek or Roman)
Ancient orientals (such as Chinese or Japanese)
Ancient Slavs
Androids / robots / AIs
Animals / furries
Arthurian Era
Assassins / serial murderers / cons
Asylum patients / doctors (or just a normal hospital)
Bakery
Bar / restaurant
Boarding school
Brothel
Camp (summer or otherwise)
Cardverse (often medieval)
Celebrities / fans / paparazzi
Circus / freak show
Civil War (American, or any other)
Cold War
Colonial (any)
Criminals / detectives / police
Cubicle farm / office
Cyberpunk
Dieselpunk
Domestic
Edwardian Era
Elizabethan Era
Explorers (any time period)
Fairytales / legends / mythology
Farm
Futuristic
Generic horror
Giants / tiny-people
Grease era
High-fantasy**
Highschool / college (clubs, cliques, teachers, etc)
Medieval
Mesoamerican
Mesopotamian
Middle East (maybe Arabian Nights-esque)
Monsters
Monster hunters
Navy / sailors
New Orleans / Cajun / Voodoo
Old people / nursing home
Orchestra / band / music
Partially-animals / hybrids
Persian empire
Pirates
Plantation / deep south
Post-apocalyptic
Prison / prisoners / guards
Prohibition era
Psychological thriller
Regency era
Religion-based (pantheon, angels/demons, etc)
Renaissance
Revolutionary war (such as American, French, etc)
Rich family / servants
Shops (tattoo, coffee, etc)
Slaves (any type or au)
Space travel (focusing on aliens)***
Space travel (focusing on technology / science)****
Spies / CIA / FBI
Sports
Steampunk
Strippers / prostitutes
Superheroes
Teslapunk
Test subjects
Tv / Hollywood *****
Urban fantasy
Vacation
Victorian era
Vikings
Western
Wizards / witches / alchemy
WWI
WWII
Young children / daycare / preschool / elementary school
Zombie apocalypse

*one historical event went differently, now let’s see how that ended up
**like, a Lord of the Rings or D&D type thing
***like Doctor Who or Star Wars or whatever
****Without aliens (or with very few). Like Firefly or something.
*****basically the same as #19, only this one is more tv-specific

THINGS TO APPLY TO OTHER AUS

Affair / forbidden romance due to marriage or engagement
Addiction
Amnesia / mental deterioration / psych stuff
Cross-species
Disability
Foreigner
Game of life and death
Homeless / runaways
Love triangle / quadrangle / whatever
Meeting under VERY unusual circumstances
Older x younger relationship
One tiny event changes everything
Parenthood
Peculiar kink / fetish
Personality change / role-flip
Post-mortem (take that in any way you will)
Titanic or TFiOS style situations
Tsundere romance (whether slight or severe)
Uncomfortable with sexuality


Hello, lovelies! I just thought I might post some links to refresh your memories of their existence!

Ask

Here’s where you can send me all your messages! You can put memes, starters, and short drabble-sies in here. Don’t be shy! 
However, if it is a private matter please use the fanmail letter button in the top right corner of my blog. Otherwise there’s a chance I’ll post what we’re talking about! 

Read First (Rules!) 

This is my short rules page. It isn’t very organized, but has the basics of what is and is not allowed on my blog. I would ask that you please please PLEASE read it! I worked really hard on it, and it has some things in it that you should specify before beginning a roleplay with me. Otherwise those things will be up to my discretion. 

About the Muse

This page is all about my sweet, darling Alura. She is a very old character that was revamped several times over before being introduced to Tumblr. Please do take some time to read these things before asking a question about her past, bio, or history! However, if you see something is not on there you would like to know, you can still go to her askbox. 

Relationships

This page is where I post just about every one of Alura’s important relationships. She hasn’t got many, and is always looking for new ones! This is sort of a semi-promotional page I have for all my friends and really close or enjoyable RP partners. Some people are on there simply because we’ve interacted once or twice and they made me smile

Other Blogs

This page is being updated constantly. I run several RP blogs and non-RP blogs all over tumblr! Because of this, some of the links on here will lead you there. Both of Alura and Zefri’s children are on there. 

Verses

Perhaps my favorite page of them all! This is where I post all my favorite AU for Charlotte/Alura. She has several, and I’d love to see more interactions with them. If you’d like, you can send me an ask and specify which verse it takes place in!

Credits

This is a really important page. Here is where I post links to all the lovelies responsible for several of the images I’ve used all over my blog. Make sure you check it out, because they might have other pictures that you like on their website. 

Submit

This is where you can leave me or Alura little gifts! You can start RPs here too, and send me a quote or picture or anything! You can also write much longer things here than in the ask box. So please, click it!

Hello, lovelies! I just thought I might post some links to refresh your memories of their existence!

Ask

Here’s where you can send me all your messages! You can put memes, starters, and short drabble-sies in here. Don’t be shy! 

However, if it is a private matter please use the fanmail letter button in the top right corner of my blog. Otherwise there’s a chance I’ll post what we’re talking about! 

Read First (Rules!) 

This is my short rules page. It isn’t very organized, but has the basics of what is and is not allowed on my blog. I would ask that you please please PLEASE read it! I worked really hard on it, and it has some things in it that you should specify before beginning a roleplay with me. Otherwise those things will be up to my discretion. 

About the Muse

This page is all about my sweet, darling Alura. She is a very old character that was revamped several times over before being introduced to Tumblr. Please do take some time to read these things before asking a question about her past, bio, or history! However, if you see something is not on there you would like to know, you can still go to her askbox. 

Relationships

This page is where I post just about every one of Alura’s important relationships. She hasn’t got many, and is always looking for new ones! This is sort of a semi-promotional page I have for all my friends and really close or enjoyable RP partners. Some people are on there simply because we’ve interacted once or twice and they made me smile

Other Blogs

This page is being updated constantly. I run several RP blogs and non-RP blogs all over tumblr! Because of this, some of the links on here will lead you there. Both of Alura and Zefri’s children are on there. 

Verses

Perhaps my favorite page of them all! This is where I post all my favorite AU for Charlotte/Alura. She has several, and I’d love to see more interactions with them. If you’d like, you can send me an ask and specify which verse it takes place in!

Credits

This is a really important page. Here is where I post links to all the lovelies responsible for several of the images I’ve used all over my blog. Make sure you check it out, because they might have other pictures that you like on their website. 

Submit

This is where you can leave me or Alura little gifts! You can start RPs here too, and send me a quote or picture or anything! You can also write much longer things here than in the ask box. So please, click it!